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Inv. № 0006— The Quartermaster —Boatswain · Keeper of Useful Things
✶ Planet Smee ✶
The Quartermaster's Locker.
Every ship has a Smee — the one who packs the kit, knows where the torch is, and remembers the bedtime. This planet is for everything useful that happens with the screen off: travel packs, downloads, wind-downs, party plans, parent tools and one strange beautiful thing each week.
- 01 Travel Kits ····· 4 packs
- 02 Downloads ····· 6 prints
- 03 Bedtime Toolkit ····· 5 rituals
- 04 Party Pack ····· 6 items
- 05 Parent Helpers ····· 4 sheets
- 06 Lost & Found ····· rotating
01
Travel kits
For long roads, longer queues.
Print at home. Fold into the bag. Survive the journey.
02
Downloads
The print drawer.
Wallpapers, colouring sheets, paper dolls, video-call backgrounds. Free, no sign-in.
Wallpaper
Planet Logos Wallpaper Set
Paper doll
Pirate Crew Paper Dolls
Colouring
Storybook Colouring Vol. I
Zoom
Lagoon at Dusk — Zoom BG
Wallpaper
Pixie Dust Pattern Pack
03
Bedtime toolkit
Ten minutes to the lagoon.
A small set of audio mixes, prints and rituals for the last hour of the day.
Ten Minutes to the Lagoon
Soft strings and lapping water. No words.
The Star-Chart Print
Glow-in-the-dark friendly. Tape above the bed.
Shadow-Puppet Guide
Six animals, one torch, one wall.
Slow Breath, Slow Sea
A four-count breath set to a tide loop.
Tomorrow Goes Here
Tiny printable card. Write one thing. Sleep.
Tip from Smee: dim the room before you press play. The mix is mastered quiet on purpose — turn it up only if you must.
04
Party pack
Everything but the cake.
Invitations, bunting, two recipes a six-year-old can help with, a playlist, and a treasure hunt that ends well.
Print
Invitation — 'You're aboard.'
Foil-look gold on midnight. Fillable PDF.
Print
Bunting & Sail Banners
Three sizes. Cut, fold, hoist.
Recipe card
Pixie-Dust Cupcakes
Vanilla base, edible shimmer, ten minutes hands-on.
Recipe card
Hook Biscuits
Shortbread crescents. Children can shape them.
Music
The Party Playlist
42 minutes. No fade-outs. No tantrums at song-change.
Print
Treasure Hunt Kit
Eight clues, one map, one chest label.
05
Parent helpers
Quietly on your side.
The unglamorous, genuinely useful stuff. One page each. Print or save.
Weekly
Screen-Time Planner
A one-page grid for the fridge. Honest about weekends.
Reference
Age-Rating Cheatsheet
How Pan, Hook and Lost Boys map to ages, moods and stamina.
Mood picker
What To Watch When…
Tired. Wired. Sick day. Long flight. Sad. Six picks each.
After the film
Conversation Cards
Twelve questions that aren't 'did you like it?'.
06
Smee's Lost & Found
One strange beautiful thing.
A curio shelf that changes when nobody's looking. This week's exhibit:
Vintage print · 1894
A Map of the Imagined Atlantic
"Drawn by a cartographer who'd never been to sea."